Here are some not-so-smart things some other lawyers and witnesses have said:
Q: So the date of conception was October 1?
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: You said the stairs went down to the basement, right?
Q: Did these stairs also go up?
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All of them.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up?
A: “Where am I Melissa?”
Q: Why did that upset you?
A: Because my name is Kathy.
Q: All of your responses must be oral. You understand, right? What is your profession?
Q: Do you remember the time when you began to examine the body?
A: The autopsy started at about 9:00 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Smith was dead at the time?
A: No. He was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy.